Sneaky Snowman

A sneaky snowman is a sexual act that requires patience, skill, and a degree of tolerance for the cold. To perform a sneaky snowman, a man first inserts his erect penis into extremely cold water or a bucket of ice. Prolonged exposure can lead to frost-bite so caution must be used. The challenge is also to maintain an erection in spite of the cold. Once the penis has been sufficiently cooled, it should be inserted unexpectedly into a woman's vagina or anus. The unexpectedness of the act , and the accompanying sense of intense cold gives this sexual act its name.

Samantha mentioned to her friend Janet that her boyfriend Jack sneaked up behind her last night while she had just got out of the shower and gave her a sneaky snowman. She also mentioned that she found the experience "shockingly refreshing".

by CrepuscularMonty November 12, 2012

Sneaky Jesus

1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.

2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.

Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.

by Sarah, Liz, Mike January 3, 2006

Sneaky Nigger

A sex maneuver in which the male waits until the female falls asleep. Then the male enters the room, has sex with the female, enpregnates her, then upon leaving, steals her T.V. and is never seen nor heard from by the female again.

Jack: Hey man, we need some cash, and i'm horny, what should we do.

Robb: You could pull off a sneaky nigger on that girl down the street. We could sell the T.V. at the pawn shop.

by ThatBitchinGuyPhil December 15, 2008

Sneaky snake

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

by The Glunk December 20, 2011

Sneaky Snake

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis

Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.

by Meatball60 December 11, 2006

sneaky peek

when a girl/guy falls asleep and you examen their junkst

man katy passed out last night and i took a sneaky peek

by isaacrocksmysocks January 1, 2008

Sneaky Kutza

A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.

Joey performed a Sneaky Kutza on Tom when he got married.

by SALEEN58L August 11, 2008