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Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom
So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*
by I am beer December 25, 2019
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Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper
by MegDar September 20, 2009
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slapper

A slapper is a girl or woman that in earlier era's would have been called a nymphomaniac. The true slapper would shag anyone and anything if it just meant she could satisfy the craving for sexual fulfilment for 10 minutes. The word is used as an insult and a reminder that the woman is the type that loves a big pair of balls slapping against her arse - hence the term "slap and tickle" - a slapper is a woman that likes a lot of slap and tickle
What a fuckin slapper tho man, I bet she likes a good thick end up the knicker leg.
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Eh mate she's a right slapper - you wear some protection and while youre on the job give her one for me cuz I wouldnt touch her with a barge pole - just stop and say "by the way this ones for steve"

seen as a trendy pub name
"The slappers arse"
by frosty the kebab shop owner January 3, 2008
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snapper slappers

when a guy's balls hit a chick's pussy during doggie style
Tom's snapper slappers were sore after hittin' it doggie style with Carrie for hours.
by Dixon Cider March 8, 2009
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ground slapper

Negative Racial term used for black people comparing them to monkeys
by 79_elko February 14, 2010
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crap slappers

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.
by Barry Beef September 1, 2011
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jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo
by stylin101 November 4, 2009
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