Skeet Fiend 

A skeet fiend is a person who has a burning desire for everything skeet like; consuming skeet, licking skeet, scraping skeet off driveways, walls, and other skeet covered objects, skeeting on there own faces, skeeting on other peoples faces, putting skeet on cereal and sandwiches. just staight loving skeet. most are named bus stop.

person #1: yo whats good pimpstack.
person #2: just searchin for that next skeet fix.
person #1 your a straight skeet fiend.

Skeet Fiend by USMC KILLA January 13, 2011

Skeeter Head 

A number 6 razor or less cutting your hair very tightly on the top of your head with a number 3 razor or less cutting your hair very tight on the sides. When you rub your head with your hand you can feel the hair push against your hand in both directions. When you wear a cap the tightly cut hair acts as velcro and keeps your hat glued on top of your head.

I had long hair then I got a skeeter head at super clips using a number 3 razor on the side and a number 6 razor on top.

Skeeter Head by Bubba001 August 14, 2012

freaks in the sheets 

will do anything in bed.

freaks in the sheets. she was a muff diver with carol when they hit the sheets.

freaks in the sheets by hackerrazzi August 24, 2008

Freak in the sheets 

Something Giannis Antetokounmpo said he is

Giannis starts livestream on Instagram

Giannis: “Not only am I a freak on the courts, but I’m a freak in the sheets.”
Girlfriend: “ stoppp! Kids are watching.”

Freak in the sheets by XtremelyClutch January 14, 2020

YEET YEET SKEET SKEET

1. Phrase used when you’re avoiding something.

2. Phrases used when your excited
3. Phrase used when your a native Middleburgian.

1. Yeet yeet skeet skeet gotta get outa here!

2. I just got a new shirt Yeet yeet skeet skeet!

3. YEET YEET SKEET SKEET straight outa the BURG mothertrucker!!

YEET YEET SKEET SKEET by Meg.From.The.Burg February 14, 2019

Skeet Magee 

The act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. Just like the famous Skeet Magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. He also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph...).

Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"

Dave: "Did you see the new Superman movie?"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"

Skeet Magee by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008

skeet skeet on titties 

when a guy is ripping it raw and he pulls out his man pole and squirts his pimp juice on her mountain tops.

Justin added the snow on top of the mountains when he skeet skeet on titties.

skeet skeet on titties by j speed September 11, 2006