Simples

A word first coined by Gnostic Bishop Tau Tia L Douglass in 2007.

Made up from the word SIMian and PeopPLE = Simple

Those whose genes are from simians, mixed with those of first humans to evolve.
Simples are of low intelligence and these make up the vast majority of the human population. They can not think for themselves, they need to be told what to do in all areas of life. They can be caring towards others, or violent depending on up bringing and mix of genes.

Another word for - Sheeple.

A Simple is - A person of low intelligence who can not think for themselves.

Simples - A group of people who can not think for themselves.

The Simples watch the news on TV and believe all of it, without question.

Talking to a Simple about world events, is like talking to a brick wall.

by KnowingOne May 25, 2013

Simple Plan

peice of shit band that sucks my left nut

Simple plan sucks my left nut

by Tyler Morton April 4, 2005

Simpie

Short for simpleton; A simple minded person; someone unintelligent or foolish person

Adam and Keenan are simpies indeed, but Snake is the biggest simpie of them all.

by Festus March 24, 2007

too simple, sometimes naive

A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.

"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."

by H.L Magician February 24, 2017

Simple Plan

Loved or hated canadian punk pop band, known for singles such as "shut Up" and "Untitled(How could this happen to me?)"

Consists of Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien LeFebvre, David Desrosiers, Jeff Stinco, and Chuck Comeau.

'Did you go to the Simple Plan concert last night?'

'I didn't know they were in town! Bummer.'

by j'aimelescrepes August 23, 2005

Simpcel

A simp who is also an incel; Someone who simps for a female as hard as possible until reject, once reject happens they hate women and can’t stand them.

Don’t talk to Tom, he’s a simpcel and he’ll hate you.

by hirosawa March 10, 2020

Simple Jack

1:

To not pull off a retarded impersonation.

2:

To look retarded trying to 'look retarded'

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy's retarded impersonation? I totally was not impressed.....

Dude 2: Yeah.. he was going full retard..

Dude 1: ......Simple Jack status...

by D_4_Less August 18, 2009