Simeoneid

One who has sex with someone that is unconscious from drinking too much while covered in there own vomit.

Girl: What happened last night, and why am I covered in vomit?

Guy: You just got simeoneid beotch!

by Shmeeglesnarf January 15, 2013

Simmy

To kick someone within the crotial area with the intent to do bodily harm and severe harm to reproductive organs.(Maybe be commited with a 'steel' toed boot.)

I simmy'd you Biatch!

by Trizzy April 16, 2004

simmy

perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone

T: "I hate the Cullens."
N: "I know, they're all so beautiful and their house is huge and- they're just so fucking simmy.

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

simmonsfication

the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after puberty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?

Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."

jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."

by smbbc March 3, 2011

Simmons girlie

A derogatory term in reference to a specific collection of traits a person may have which is common in Simmons university.
A Simmons girlie refers to a Lesbian, Liberal, Nursing major who dresses in a Boho style.

bro1: Hey what do you think of that girl?
bro2: Hell no, she is a Simmons girlie, one microaggression is all it takes to set her off.

by Just a rather concerned citize March 28, 2022

Vanessa Simmons

Daughter of Run DMC guru Reverend Run.

1/2 owner of Pastry shoes with her younger sister Angela.
Sexy tall chocolate.

Inspiring actress.

She's a big advocate in animal rights, inspiration to Girl Scouts.

Vanessa Simmons

by Royal_Saito September 12, 2011