Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.
Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.
by QuacksO August 20, 2018
Get the opposite-sidewalks strollmug. A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.
Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
by Fros T Snowman December 20, 2018
Get the Sidewalkmug. by mlg198723 February 28, 2011
Get the sidewalk victimmug. Raph: check out the fur coat on that dude, looking pimp asf
Matt: pimp sounds to low-brow, like a prostitute vs a call girl. Let's say "sidewalk supervisor"
Matt: pimp sounds to low-brow, like a prostitute vs a call girl. Let's say "sidewalk supervisor"
by DarkI3INARY November 24, 2023
Get the Sidewalk Supervisormug. by Daniel does January 15, 2025
Get the sidewalk pigeonmug. by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024
Get the Sidewalk Inspectormug. NikkiCapocci: UMiami student caught lackin bouncing on that BBC in 6 inch heeled boots #presidentofsaddclub #wap
by Chunkssss June 14, 2025
Get the Sidewalk Slammermug.