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sidewalk pigeon

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons
by Daniel does January 15, 2025
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Sidewalk Baptism

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
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Sidewalking

When two people preform public display of affection, due to a lack of available indoor make-out space. (usually while drunk)
I saw those two totally sidewalking outside the Halloween house-party last night.
by planetseasoning November 11, 2010
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sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.
This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.
by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021
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Sidewalk Slammer

NikkiCapocci: UMiami student caught lackin bouncing on that BBC in 6 inch heeled boots #presidentofsaddclub #wap
She better rock my shit like the sidewalk slammer
by Chunkssss June 14, 2025
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Sidewalk

A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.
Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”

Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
by Fros T Snowman December 20, 2018
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Sidewalk sale

Someone who constantly walks up and down the sidewalk showing off their body to sell it for a ‘sale’ than a regular sex worker
Damn, look at that sidewalk sale. Or, I got this fuck at the sidewalk sale.
by Sjgiles May 14, 2021
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