shmunkler

shmunkler - a person you highly regard such as a close friend or significant other

you shmunkler, go drink water and take some ibuprofen

by drus123 November 26, 2024

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Shlunk

When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by anonymous January 13, 2025

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shrunk junk syndrome

A person who is abusing or overdosing on steroids.

Lil' bro over there has shrunk junk syndrome because he is roided up.

by anonymous December 11, 2025

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Sam Shunk

#1 Most scouted teen in America, Sam Shunk plays a lot of baseball. He is committed to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Also, check out his YouTube! "Sammy Shunk"

Sam Shunk is cool!

by Baseball World September 5, 2019

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Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

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