Smuffling

To encase, or otherwise stuff ones penis and scrotum, a.k.a. junk, into a very tight pair of leather pants. Smuffling is expanded to mean any rough tucking or handling, by oneself or others, of said junk, ranging from mild smuffling to extreme, drag queen smuffling (may or may not involve surgical staples).

Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.

"I tried to shit on my own chest, but my balls get in the way. I might have to do some smuffling to do it."

by Miss Courtney January 7, 2009

stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

Shufflin'

Engaging in an elite echelon of douchebaggery most commonly practiced in the United States, primarily anywhere within the state limits of New Jersey, and directly influenced by the distinguished music stylings of party noisemakers LMFAO. This level of "Shufflin'" can only be achieved while toxically drunk and you must be predisposed to daily douchbaggery and/or fist pumping.

Steve: Hey Bob, what have you been up to?
Bob: Not sh*t son, just keepin' it real for the ladies. Everyday I'm shufflin'!
Steve: That's great, Bob! Alright, see ya later.

by bwells24 September 14, 2011

Snaffling

Unexpected but enjoyed oral sex

She was lying o the couch naed so i took the opertunity and gave her a good snaffling

by confusing retards August 5, 2008

spuffing

'Spuffing', like 'spuff' is a term for a sexual practise involving a trout or other fresh-water fish. at the point of ejaculation the male of the species (pref human), gently places his "fat-end" into the wide open mouth of said trout. when the fish is full of seminal fluid the male of the species then proceeds to cover his partner with the seminal fluids mixed in with fishy innards with a "vinegar strokes" motion, like he was covering his chips with a particulary cheap brand of tomato ketchup.

"sadie was happy to see jim, it had been seven long months since her first spuffing, and she wanted more"

by pabloeldiablo October 15, 2007

sluffing

UK slang word for menstruation,

You wont be eating any muffin
When her womb has started sluffing
-Amateur Transplants

by Mr Moz January 15, 2008

Stuffing The Turkey

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.

Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.

by evilwoody June 9, 2009