cheese-shredder

Sponge ruiner.

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...

by Irving Washington April 2, 2003

shred the cello

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

shred

1. inf verb: to extract the audio track from a video (usually featuring an overblown, over-rated rock guitarist) and replace it with perfectly synchronized, very well played rubbish. The joyful result of this painstaking process renders the featured musician looking even more totally fucking risible than they were already.

2. noun: A parody video clip likely to be removed from YouTube

Video by StSanders: Yngwie Malmstrom Shreds.

by Tibenham January 11, 2009

shred

to go completely fucking nuts while maintaining a complete disregard for the safety of yourself and those around you, facilitated greatly by the consumption of bourbon, and or other controlled substances.

see also: hair metal, stripper girl, underage girl, UTI, the sunset strip

alternate form: bloodshred

Lets pick up some Wild Turkey 101 at Rite Aid and then go fuckin' shred and see how many felonies we can rack up.

or just plain old:

I don't even care, I'll take the fat one. Shred!!!!!!!

by sergei shrednikov April 18, 2006

Scried

1.Scried-usally meaning fucked up or like the word jank.

2.also can be used as scring as in cock blocking or screwing someone over.

3.or can be used as scry,as in fuck or fucked up

4. or used inplace of fried.

1. Guy1 dude you tried to ask my girl out!
Guy2 i did not know
Guy1 man thats sried.
2. your about to ask a girl out and your friend ruins it. so you say man stop scring me all the time.

3.you see someone get their ass beat so you say man thats scried,

4. ohhh you just got scried

by Inuyoh Asakura March 15, 2009

Shred

The act of playing fast on a guitar. It can be done with grace, anger, and ownageness

Steve Vai shreds like a madman

by Doug April 12, 2004

shredded the mountain

to go snowboarding on a mountain

i shredded the mountain all night last night

by dellro January 19, 2008