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Sherman helmsley

Let's smoke some of that Sherman Helmsley.

Yeah, that's the shit.
by Big Bad Jon November 29, 2006
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sherman

a guy that asks other guys to prom and flashes his junk across a baseball field while thinking of Babe Ruth and Jim Thorpe at the 1912 Summer Olympics.
Hey you! stop asking other guys to prom and flashing your junk across a baseball field whilst thinking of Babe Ruth and Jim Thorpe at the 1912 Summer Olympics you sherman!
by Trey III March 9, 2010
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brandon sherman

by Bsherm November 25, 2019
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sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter
by john September 28, 2003
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purple sherman

1. (n.) every one has one. a derilect friend - one who insists on saving his farts, boogers and other bodily discharges in small sample jars and then "sprinkling" them on you when you visit. he (and rarely, she) is always the one going to the dancefloor to 'shake the dice' with a partner he could never close the deal with until his underwear is shredded to a barely recognizable state.
oh shit, adam's coming over?? he is such a purple sherman...
by ayemcee January 13, 2008
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Showerpants

Someone who constantly takes a shower or is known to lounge around in their pajamas or bathrobe. Most notably in seen in lazy old army generals.
Martha: Amos, you're such a showerpants!

Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!

Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.

Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2010
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Shower Man

A person who is capable of being in control & managing many things & people at once.
That guy over there is a shower man
That guy has the shower man pattern
by Tyrellfunds October 19, 2025
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