Grossery Shopping

Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.

We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.

by Jonathan Mergy July 20, 2008

Go shopping

1) When playing the board game Trivial Pursuit, you roll a 6 while you are on the hub. With this roll, you can pick the wedge you want to try for, because each wedge is only 6 spaces away.

"I am so lucky! First roll of the game, and I get to go shopping."

by geniusonwheels January 11, 2009

Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

by Rossdoni February 6, 2009

Grocery shopping

When one either doesn't have the money to buy food or the grocery store is closed, they go to a friend or relative's house and raid their pantry or refrigerator.

We were going to make tacos on Sunday, but we were out of lettuce and shredded cheese and the store was closed, so mom told us to go grocery shopping at grandma's house.

by lac_firefly August 9, 2009

Furniture shopping

Inappropriate or predatory sexual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small penises and low IQs)
See: Donald Trump

"I did try and f--- her. She was married... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" - Donald Trump

by Princeofpalmbeach October 9, 2016

window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

by Murph August 9, 2006

Showing your colors

Defining the values by which you live by showing narrow-mindedness, closed-mindedness or one-track mindedness.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003