shoneat

a break up note left on a napkin.

He left me a shoneat!

by The Seaner October 29, 2007

shonkerd

to be fucked up in any way, shape, or form

I think Sid is still pretty shonkerd from last night

by thegoonsquad November 2, 2010

shopceal

When you buy all sorts of junk food stinking with bad fat, cholesterol and all those things you crave but which your badass doctor would advise against and put them at the bottom of the shopping bag and then cover them with a handful of fruits and vagetables.

It can also be applied to any other situations in which you buy something you are not very proud of, put it at the bottom of the shopping bag and then cover it with other items you are very proud to show off.

Derived from combining "shop" and "conceal"

Chloe shopceals to avoid her flatmates comments

You can't leave with that pack of codoms popping out of your bag, dude. Better do some shopcealing.

by Luvo October 27, 2011

Shincest

when a group of people attack one guys shins.

Bob: Why are all those people crowding around John?
Aaron: Oh, that's a Shincest.

by good_boyo November 25, 2017

shonewhille

a weird guys last name

the shonewhille is weird

by funny ohio momy May 5, 2018

shonbeck

A Nigel from Sweden that needs Friends

Look at that lonely Shonbeck

by Deanthefish121 March 18, 2018

shencel

A female incel. Often a hot dork or geek.

"I want a beautiful girl who's fresh and clean and pure. A shencel! That shouldn't be to much to ask for!"

by sqeptiq September 28, 2018