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Tweaker Shopping

Also known as dumpster looting and stealing other peoples' recyclables. Could also mean shoplifting. Sometimes it occurs at 3AM in 24-hour stores like Wal*Mart and the whole place is crawling with tweakers.
1. My friends went tweaker shopping and scored me a new bra ot of the neighbor's dumpster. It fit too.
2. I needed to get diapers in the middle of the night and could have done some tweaker shopping.
3. That spun-out freak got arrested for tweaker shopping and now there's a picture up of her in the store.
4. Dude found every last piece of my jigsaw puzzle. It was like he was tweaker shopping.
by MadamexXx February 13, 2009
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shopping

Females:

A lifestyle, a pastime. No. A downright obsession. Whether it's shoes, clothes, body lotions or for a new boyfriend, women can never get enough shopping.

Males:
An occasional trip to the supermarket for something along the lines of booze, chips and possibly some soda.
Female:
OMG. I can't wait to go shopping tonight!

Male:
I have to go shopping with the wifey and pick up some Buds for the game tonight.
by quincyq03 March 11, 2010
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Shopping Cart

A evil object that can move by wind and destroy your car.
The shopping cart made a huge dent in my car.
by loveinthesunlight February 7, 2015
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Shooping

"Wanna go shooping?"
"Okay!"
by Neko-Chan~Senpai June 21, 2016
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Zen Shopping

The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.

The process is relatively simple.

Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.

Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.

Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).

Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.
by AraChN!D May 12, 2009
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good old shopping cart

going in a shopping cart while being pushed full speed into a curb and then fyling out into a bush or flatground. perferably on video.
Lets go get a good old shopping cart for fun.
by dustin c wanka September 21, 2005
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Grocery Shopping

Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.
My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.
by prinnyfan April 8, 2009
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