autistic shoelace

A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.

Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge

by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018

swolla

A word used in response to 'holla.'

Darnell: Holla!
Darnell's Friend: Swolla!

by j-po August 24, 2003

shellax

The act of relaxing whilst listening to 78 rpm records (most of which were made of shellac resin).

It's been a long day, I think I'll kick back and shellax a while!

by Perisphere October 18, 2016

Sollage

A funny moment related to someone with a name such as Sol, Solomon or Solly etc.

*Solomon falls over* “Haha sollage”

by 019284756 September 25, 2018

anal shoelace

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot

Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.

by Penis Cruncher October 12, 2016

Serbian Shoelace

The act of cumming in a woman's hair and then tying her hair into a knot.

Don: I accidentally came in your hair.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.

by Sample Sam June 23, 2018

Shellacking

What happens to a President of the United States of America when his agenda goes against what the American people believe he should be doing.

Barack Obama "And -- and that's something that -- now, I'm not recommending for every future president that they take a shellacking like I did last night."

by Tom68 November 7, 2010