Sheffield Shagpile

You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.

The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.

Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.

by KJK72 July 31, 2008

Sheffield united

A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane

“We’re sheffield united and we’re fucking shit”

by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019

Shefali

When someone hints at something interesting but then refuses to tell you

'Im sorry I can tell you, it hasnt been confirmed'
'Ugh, thats such a shefali'

by EwockEblock July 27, 2016

shmeat

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

by doctor-dark May 16, 2014

shme

a word used to greet,show emotion,or express farwell

shme erik whats up -shme david whats up

by Mr.stump January 11, 2005

Theory of Shameful

When somebody does something really stupid on a trivial raid encounter in World of Warcraft.

"Dude, i just died to Big Bang on Algalon."
"Dude, i just died to beams on freya."
"Sorry, there was a mine on that totem."
Above are examples of the theory of shameful.

by SarkasmosTwo October 14, 2009

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008