shmamered

The act of drinking SoCo and Dr. Pepper to the point that you are too intoxicated to function properly and/or remember anything you just did.

What happened last night?" "You got shmamered last night and threw everything around that you could get your hands on.

by spooby October 13, 2010

Shmaped

The act of smoking weed or after smoking

I was so shmaped last night

by weedme53 March 18, 2011

Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011

Shmacon

Synthetic bacon that is grown in a lab, rather than on a pig.

Man, I don't want any of that fake Chicken Shmeat, but I would love to get my hands on some shmacon..assuming I can't get some real bacon.

by Oddblog2011 September 12, 2011

shacebooking

facebooking while taking a shit, sitting on facebook while simultaneously sitting on the shitter

similar - shexting

Maria takes forever in the bathroom and the rest of the family assumes she is doing her makeup but actually she is just sitting on the toilet shacebooking!

by Swas February 7, 2014

shmacockus

(Shmuhh-cock-es)
modern insult in reference to a pre - historic douche bag. For i.e

Fred: "well you see, a sloot is a female who gets a lot of vitamin D."

Jim:"Yeah I got it, shmacockus..."

by Rockachu February 17, 2014

shaced

Being shit faced

After drinking that 5th shot last night I was shaced!

Did you see how shaced that girl was last night? She threw up on my dog...

by jeytey January 15, 2015