The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.
Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”
by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022

by nigger seller June 9, 2018

by Ben February 8, 2005

This is a word used to describe someone which you should knowby reading the title. This person is usually known for saying you titties are jiggling and your dad left but its all jokes, or is it? He has lucid dreams about being in bed with his crush names olivia.
#sorrynotsorry dom
#sorrynotsorry dom
by domsmfkowfgen November 9, 2020

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy
by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

Long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. This concoction trickles through the channels between one's back hair before making its way through the buttcrack. It is collected as it drops from the area between the anus and the genital organ. The more inadequate one's toilet hygiene is, the more potent. This process is repeated until the desired concentration of shit particles is attained.
Samuel wondered how shit tasted with long island so Alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his butt before letting him drink it.
by Smewsailing August 20, 2013
