Shetland Vagina

A smaller than average vagina.Tiny the smallest you've ever seen.

Her vagina was REALLY small but that's good it fit my average sized penis. It looked like a Shetland vagina!

by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012

shitwanker

a retarded person that wanks shits

tit wanker aka shitwanker

by kennydeee November 19, 2011

Shitlag

Similar to jet-lag. This refers to when you have bowel troubles and 'shit' alot. This often lasts for over two days, after which you may find yourself not going to the toilet for a few days. This is referred to as 'shitlag'

After an illness i picked up on the maldives, i shat alot and had shitlag.

by Julian Meinardi May 13, 2005

Shetland Pony

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

Shitman

To excrete, To use the toilet, to empty the bowel.

I'm going for a Shitman. Is there any toilet paper?

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

Shitnaners

When bananas go rotten and simply just end up looking like shit.

Mike: "Dude, want a banana?"
Katie: "I don't want your fucking shitnaners!"
Mike: "Buy the horse some pizza."
Katie "I'm not feeding that shit!"

by Mike Reiss & Katie McCarthy January 13, 2008

Shitlag

The lagging of shit, or junk mail on your computer.

I hate it when my computer shitlags.

by Marciexx April 26, 2008