Shimeri

A degenerate human being. Mostly a weeaboo with no bright future.

Shimeri is a person with many mental disabilities.

"Hey did you hear about Shimeri?"
"Yeah, I'm moving to Mars."

by Shimeri June 20, 2017

fanny skimmer

an extremely short skirt

Oh my God! Look what Courtney is wearing! Can you say fanny skimmer!?

by vomoto September 24, 2006

Dick Skimmers

A term referred to someone's lips. When the lips are used for skimming a males dick.

Brent kept talking so I told to shut his dick skimmers.

by T Staddon January 9, 2008

slimmer bucket

before a woman has ever had sex (a.k.a she's a virgin) the woman is refered to as a slimmer bucket. Slimmer bucket refers to a womans sexual anatomy, her genatalia as a slang term just as cunt might, but not as a insult rather just slang inorder to say she is a virgin and a woman at the same time.

Man number 1: "She's still a virgin you know."
Man number 2: "Yeah and i'm gona get in that slimmer bucket tonight."

by Kierowanya November 7, 2007

Strongest Swimmer

Everyone. The little sperm that penetrated the ovum is you. You were the strongest swimmer.

Matt was the strongest swimmer since he is here today, it is proof that he outswam all the other sperm in order to penetrate the ovum.

by Beauxgrass September 21, 2009

simmer

To let something slowly "cook" in your mind.

She let thoughts of him slowly simmer in her mind.

by Angie Pangie September 18, 2005

Swimmer

The term used for the sperm that fertilizes the egg.

"I can't believe you had a swimmer!" said Fiona when the pregnency test came back. The baby would be born, that Autumn.

by InnocentVice September 4, 2005