siesta

the rest taken after after a full day of heavy drinking

Brian:what you got planned today then?
Euan:SIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAA
Brian:a siesta is what we all need after yesterday

by euan326 October 1, 2008

shasta mountain blowjob

to recieve a hummer in the morning after waking up with a coyote-ugly type beer goggle double wide one night stand.........to recieve oral sex the morning after instead of totally chewing your arm off and leaving!!!!!

" James Yah! "Ted" decided to recieve a shasta mountain blowjob after partying at the dive bars he figured "midas well". ya he totally took one for the team that for sure!

"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!

by jazzzperzzblu February 16, 2010

Shasta

female version of a male tool , aka a female douche bag, female Guido.

A girl who thinks she's got an A game but to everyone else she's trying to hard and missing it badly.. terrible boob job, bad bleach job, and clothes way too small and way too wrong for her body type

That chick at Rehab thought she looked like Pam Anderson.. what a shasta!

Who's that Shasta hanging with the bros?

by Crystal & Misti January 15, 2009

shasta

-beast
of the shasticas family, commonly founds in woods and swamps

huffin and a puffin like a shasta beast

by eric charles wright May 11, 2006

Siesta Lago

A trailer park in Kissimmee, Florida. An atmosphere where random people whistle at you like a dog. The whole place is bad news. There are carjackers, drug fiends and dealers, and horrible tuba bass lines that can be heard throughout the hood...I mean park. Most people who live there have lowered cars which scrape on all the speed bumps and can be quite hilarious to watch. The only place I can think of that is as bad as Siesta Lago is Reef Club. Basically, don't live there...and if you do, MOVE OUT!

Omg! A mini van with spinners and chameleon paint! We are def. in Siesta Lago

by mizzawesome March 5, 2011

shasta girl

"Cheap Date"; referencing popular soft drink that costs less than a dollar; female that will perform sexual acts with anybody; girl who has several sexual partners/more than one partner at once; female of low moral standards.

Three guys in one week?? Omg, don't be a Shasta girl, Susan!
Send you a topless pic?! I ain't no Shasta girl!
Ima find me a Shasta girl to come home with me tonight!

by Breezkneez411 January 27, 2017

Shetails

The details of a conversation that are only significant in the female mind and bare no real meaning to the story. An essential part of female storytelling and an annoyance to male minds.

When my mom tells a story she always includes too many shetails.

The devil's in the shetails

by Uncolored Mamba July 4, 2017