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top shelf

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.
1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.
by dracula July 2, 2004
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shelf-ride

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.
EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."
by Roman Sidorov August 18, 2008
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Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be
That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl
by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019
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Shelf Monkey

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.
"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."
by Blueboy$ March 19, 2020
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Shelf-work

When you're engaged in a sexual act and need the assistance of some furniture (preferably a shelf) to aid your performance.
We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.

Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
by Dicko7 August 14, 2018
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Franzia on shelf

When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.
“Did you like me?” “I’m a franzia on the shelf bruh” -franzia on shelf
by Kaddy1801 September 25, 2019
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shelf stacker

Homosexual reference to a 'veteran shelf stacker', implying they're a bit of a slut.
"omg, Mitch have you see Louie today? he's looking fine"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"
by Linda85 September 15, 2021
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