shlumberjacked

When a guy dresses his penis in a lumber jack outfit and has sexual intercourse with with a women outdoors.

I shlumberjacked my wife last night, and it was awesome.

by a$o February 23, 2017

Shlum

A music group from the bay area.

You listen to that new Shlum track?

by microtalk May 27, 2017

Shburp

The burp that comes after giving a blowjob and swallowing jizz. The seamen version of a vurp. This burp contains bile and jizz and a reminder of what the fuck you just had in your mouth.

Tommy unleashed a massive shburp after swallowing jimmy's load.

by Jimmyeatssquirrel September 26, 2017

Shlumbus

A word used for a weird person texting you

Jaylyn is a Shlumbus

by John Karanja May 31, 2020

Shmum

Just a stilly little way you can say cum

Ex1: “shmoh shmuck I’m shmouta shmum”

Ex2: gimme that hot sticky SHMUM.

Ex3: come for the shmum?

by GusChun96 May 2, 2021

Shlumper

A fat ass turd.

Hey Rodrick, I gotta take a fat shlumper before school, aight big dawg?

by esbb228 February 2, 2022

shlumbis

your fren

Shlumbis loves you.

by Shlumbis September 30, 2023