Shawn Johnson

The hottest 16 year old ever.

Shawn Johnson won the all around gymnastics in the 08 olympics. I'd let her go all around on me..

by Alex The Redeemer October 17, 2008

Shawn Harris

The lead singer of the Oakland-based band The Matches. Incredible voice, tears up the guitar, and is extremely tall and skinny. The Matches have three albums currently out: E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals, Decomposer, and A Band In Hope.

Shawn Harris started the L3 shows in Oakland.

by Mel S. May 25, 2008

Shawn Palmer

Is the best fuck youve ever had and will rock your world for hours (sex god). Respectful yet Naughty. Also Very lovable but very tempermental dont make em angry

Shawn Palmer is the best

by sizzurp22 November 5, 2010

Shawn Marion

1.A basketball player that ownz you all!
He plays in Phoenix Suns and is best SF in the whole league.He pwned Bryant vs Lakers several times.
2.A person who dunks like a God,thats why they call him "The Matrix"

Kobe:Whoa!!!Did you see that throwdown?
Vince:Yea,he really Shawn Marion-ed it!!!

by Marion PWNZ November 21, 2004

shawn baker

One who takes donations from the meat/dairy/egg industry to cause misconception of a proper diet while making fun of people and proving zero scientific claims to backup his or her argument.

Dude, this so called doctor told me I should go on an all meat diet

Wow, what a Shawn Baker...

by VeganScienceGuy May 28, 2018

Shawn Michaels

a born again Christian, he was/is one of the greatest in ring performers ever in professional wrestling history, the main eventer, the showstopper, mr. wrestlemania. has put on some of the greatest matches ever such as the first ever ladder match, first ever hardcore match, was the first man to go the distance in the royal rumble from the number 2 spot, first ever grand slam champion, 4 time wwe/world heavyweight champion. one of the greatest if not the greatest pro wrestlers ever.

Shawn Michaels is one of the greatest wrestlers ever.

by Buddy October 13, 2006

Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.

Did you get your yearly test for Shawn disease?

by Shawn diesease December 1, 2021