shamalakeuk is a new ethnicity which originated in somalia.
Shamalakeuks are all often dark skinned and have a funky smell as it very
cultural to smear shit on yourself if you're a shamalakeuk
Shamalakeuks are all often dark skinned and have a funky smell as it very
cultural to smear shit on yourself if you're a shamalakeuk
I am a shamalakeuk
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Get the shafao mug.Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
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