Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

Sheep Shaggers

Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.

Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"

They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.

1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?

"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!


2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!

by Kiwichick December 9, 2008

sheep-shagger

Can be used as an insult or another name of a new zealander, or farmer

"where is he from?"
"oh, he's a sheep-shagger."

by xXxshawtyxXx November 27, 2006

Shatnered

When a person who was previously attractive and in shape or not so attractive or in such great shape changes in appearance and looks bloated and washed up.

I was watching Boston Legal the other day. Man, have you seen James Spader recently? He's really Shatnered.

by Magpie4495 July 23, 2010

shagger

a funny person, someone who is an interesting person, someone who has a lot of sex

"what are you doing Charlie, you mad shagger"
"Man 1: i fucked this hot chick last night. Man 2: you mad shagger"

by Aleesha McNamara July 22, 2008

out and out shagger

someone who will shag any thing that breathes. even if they can get a fit girlfriend they would still shag a mess just because its a shag

rob "look at that, id shag her with or without her jeans on"
adam "you are an out and out shagger!"

by sanka April 13, 2006

swaggered

belligerently drunk; cannot walk in a straight line; feels like a suave man; making no sense whatsoever...

Dude you are so swaggered you just swung on a cop!

by FritzBallz August 28, 2007