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shaft knot

A herpes sore on the shaft of a penis. A friend who is just so irritating and won't go away.
Timmy is a friggin shaft knot, someone tell him to leave the party.
by MoTox345 (Tim) May 11, 2006
mugGet the shaft knotmug.

dusty shaft

to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally
Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.
by manwithbootinass February 23, 2009
mugGet the dusty shaftmug.

Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*
by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Shaftingmug.

Shaft Attack

The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum
I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!

"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
by Roko8888 May 31, 2014
mugGet the Shaft Attackmug.

shaft friction

Action in which two homosexual men try a heterosexual act by both inserting their penis into the same hole of a female. Their arousel is mostly derived from the two shafts rubbing together. This homo sexual occurance is referred to as shaft friction.
My boys and I thought it would be good idea to double dip in this chick until we felt the awkward shaft friction.
by dude you're getting a dell September 27, 2015
mugGet the shaft frictionmug.

Slip Shaft

The ability to put a condom on quickly and slip right in (vagina) with no time to waste.
Alan, I jumped in bed with Emily last night and was able to quickly slip shaft her like you would not believe.
by Thorpheus September 20, 2009
mugGet the Slip Shaftmug.

Shaft Gaff

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.
Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.
by The OG Manager February 18, 2020
mugGet the Shaft Gaffmug.

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