When you take a shit and wipe your ass, but then have to come back like 20 minutes later and wipe your ass again because it itches and there’s still shit on there, that is a secondary wipe.
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This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.
Orgin: Canada
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.
Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.
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Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
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Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.
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Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.
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