The Sentry Gun

An ancient bathroom ambush tactic. The operative will wait in the middle stall for 2-3 people to start using a urinal at once, it is imperative to this tactic that the urinals have no surfaces or walls separating each other. Once they start urinating the operative will burst out of the middle stall and grab the middle urinal user in a chokehold while also shoving their knee into their ass. The knee in the ass will enable the operative to maneuver the still pissing victim into the same direction of the other urinal users like a sentry gun, if successful the victim should piss all over the other users. (Optional) If the victim is uncircumcised hold the foreskin shut, once it fills with enough piss let go, this will release a charged shotgun blast of piss, this increases the spray factor enabling heightened efficiency in combat situations . Once the victims piss stream is weakening then it is imperative that the operative must retreat before the other urinal users start pissing on them, if necessary use the victim as a piss shield. To create a distraction pull down the victims pants and shove them into the closest user. The user closest will begin to freak out as a piss covered dick is rubbing up against their own piss covered dick. The furthest away user will be blinded by not only the display of violent dick rubbing but also the victims bare ass. Operative is urged to flee at a designated rendezvous point to await further orders.

"Dude, the urinals open, why aren't you pissing with me?"
"I don't know man, middle stall is occupied, I think someone is trying to use The Sentry Gun on us..."

by War-vet Don Cheadle February 26, 2021

Funny Sentry

The funny sentry, aka the funny turret is what a fully automated sentry gun is referred to as when it is placed secretly deep into enemy territory.

Oh it's just so "funny" when I get shot by a funny sentry right outside my base

by WarningMinecraftIncluded August 6, 2021

life-lie sentence

When the judge sentences a convice to life in prison, but the sentence allows for parole or early release after a number of years.

Convicted murderer to public defender: "You did nothin' for me man... I'll spend my entire life in prison!"

Public defender to convicted murderer: "Chill dude, you'll be out in eight years... judge gave you a life-lie sentence!"

by UD Reader January 8, 2010

Mahou Sentai Magiranger

The 29th installment of the Japanese tokusatsu program, Super Sentai. The main themes of this series include magic, courage, and the bond between family members. It revolves around the Ozu family, who use magic given to them by the Heavenly Saints in Magitopia to defeat the evil Infershia and the villanous Wolzard, the Madou Knight who appeared to kill their mother.

Mahou Henshin! Maagi Magi Magiiro!
Chou Mahou Henshin! Maagi Magi Magi Magiiro!
Tenkuu Henshin! Goolu Golu Goludiiro!
Chou Tenkuu Henshin! Goolu Golu Golu Goludiiro!
Our overflowing courage changes into magic! Mahou Sentai Magiranger!

by Thrashmeister August 20, 2006

Sentra

Sexy, perfect, beautiful

Rachael can only be described as a Sentra.

by Brandon March 18, 2005

sentance

when you mess up such an easy fucking word, sentence.
sure, we all have our moments of being an idiot, and we all make this mistake, but its such a simple one that will cost you EVERYTHING.

"I Finished the sentance"

Dude, you messed up spelling sentence.

by Moved Mender May 31, 2022

sentence integrity

sentence integrity (n): a dumbass term the rutgers writing program made up that doesn't even exist on wikipedia to ensure as many freshmen as possible don't pass their essays.

your mom has sentence integrity.

by i hate expos November 17, 2007