filthy ninja seagull

A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.

A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!

teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"

"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol

by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010

Faker than them seagulls

The seagulls are fake af so if your're faker than them.... you really out there. Reel it in and make some friends

You bout faker than them seagulls

by Yeetohthecheetoh October 6, 2019

Screaming Seagull

That thing where you take out your little Chewbacca and then you rubs him in the sandy beach and return him to his happy place inside and the sandy badness makes the happy place on the lady hurt and she screams and the beach is where seagulls live and that is why.

My fine lady screamed like a screaming seagull when i performed the screaming seagull on the beach.

by A Stickman Must Die on Every Page March 21, 2004

seagull

A derogatory term for a lurker who briefly acts like a troll, then quickly goes back to lurking. Someone who posts an inflammatory discussion on a BBS system, then doesn't acknowledge any responses.

That bitch is such a seagull, she totally lied about Justin Timberlake online, and then she wouldn't acknowledge it after we proved she was wrong.

by Calvin Lawson April 20, 2008

screaming seagull

While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.

Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.

Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaming seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.

by DJChronik October 5, 2010

flaming seagull

A really homosexual sailor with a speech impediment

Gosh...Is it just me or has Barney become a flaming seagull?

by really.cold.alaskan April 29, 2006

Seagulled

When people hide in the closet while others have sex, they begin to masturbate and when they are about to jizz they all break out and cum on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.

I had the worst sex last night, my brother and his friends were hiding in my room and seagulled me

by AdmiralShenanigans March 4, 2012