Mountain View Security

Most badass security force ever. We have a zero tolerance policy for homosexuals (Mitch) and child molesters (Brighton). We do not issue warnings; we simply shoot you in the face.

Brighton, get away from the school zone or I'll call Mountain View Security!
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security

by MVSecurity November 13, 2011

security whore

A security whore is a person that shits their pants any time you mention the words hacker,virus,password etc.They're extremely paranoid and will never under any circumstance give out private data or passwords.They may also be privacy whores as well.

Georgi is a fucking security whore!He went crazy when he found out that I hacked his MSN password!

by A.Dimitrov January 10, 2009

security deposit

to take a dump with the door locked.

there was a republican in the mall restroom with me and i was scared...
i ran into the stall and locked it behind me to make a security deposit.

by r brands August 29, 2003

Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.

Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.

by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009

homeland security

When niggas defend their turf like your mom guarding a sandwich... honkey

Don't touch my fried chicken, I'll get all homeland security on yo ass...

by _ June 3, 2003

security area 10

codeword from bar-room speak, means : 'watch out, there's a hot person entering the bar!' .

bartender: security area 10, here comes a stunner! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

mall security

The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.

mall security banned me from the mall for a year and arrested me.

by Just an Angry Person November 2, 2009