Lick Season

Lick season is when everyone is broke so they resort to stealing/ robbing.

It’s lick season boys

by Tristian crevino October 13, 2019

boar season

A pre-determined time of year in which friends compete as to who can "tag the biggest boar" aka fuck the fattest chick!

Proving your trophy is a must, and can be done so in many ways.
1. presenting a video recorded hunt aka sex tape
2. presenting the boar to any weigh station via driving around wth the boar in the bed of your pickup truck either tranqulized (drunk) or alive. Boar hunting is a catch and release sport. Those who do not release their boars give a bad reputation to the sport, and threaten the boar population.
3. presenting the boar's undergarments aka panties, diaper, or tarp.

Dude 1:Ahh yeah you know what time of year it is? its boar season baby time to load up your pump shotguns and fuck some fatties.
Dude 2: Where you wanna hunt first? IHOP or the All you can eat chinese buffet?

by sammythejuice October 25, 2011

Mango Season

Mango Season is referred to a certain time in spring when drinking and getting high is at its peak. With the help of spring fever it is basically the best time of year to drink and smoke.

“Hey did you know it’s mango season, so it ready to get fucked up”

by Gaehl Camou March 26, 2019

seasoned skillet

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.

Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need

by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017

Sink Seasoning

Those few seconds when you eat over the sink because of your lack of energy to get a plate, then drop the food into the sink and "seasoning" it with all the germs within.

I just got sink seasoning after dropping my burger into the sink, yum!

by bababooeyinator December 19, 2020