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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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Scraping Brown

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.
by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024
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gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women
My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape
by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018
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halo scrape

A halo scrape is when a guy has sex with a woman and then uses his penis like a paintbrush and the cum like paint and paints around the woman's anus. The guy then has anal sex with the woman and uses the cum like paint and paints around the woman's vagina. He then licks the cum off of both the anus and the vagina.
Have you every done a halo scrape?
by NewmanLove September 27, 2015
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Scrape

To entice or convince a member of the opposite sex that you are a viable sexual partner. Likened to "scraping gum off the sidewalk, or ones shoe", the scrape is a verb describing the ulterior motive that the conversation or interaction holds, with one party's final interest in sexual intercouse. Used in a derogatory manner with similar meaning to flirting, charming, propositioning.
Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight to scrape on some chicks
I was totally scraping on that girl at the social event yesterday
That guy was really trying to scrape and couldn't tell that I wasn't interested
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Scraping the cheese

To do well or getting everything you can out of something.
by Cridler September 9, 2023
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Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off
“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it
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