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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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scraping by

Waking up after a coke binge and scraping the traces of powder off the countertop
Yo what you up to
Scraping by
by al_gorithm June 9, 2025
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Scrape head

Yuh see all dem man on de corner with guns and polo jerseys? Them is a setta scrape heads
by Mallie donn April 1, 2025
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scraping my couscous

A more aggressive term of flicking the bean.

Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.
“Don’t mind me, I’m just scraping my couscous.” She said as she ran her nail over her clitoris.
by Funface October 15, 2019
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Scraping

When you put a solo cup over your dick in the shower so it stays dirty, and then after 6 weeks of cheese build up you scrape it off and put in a jar until it ferments into a nice creamy stinky paste that you can put on toast
Hey Trevian have you been scraping lately? My cheese has been fermenting for weeks now and I’m dying to try it
by Trevian Martinez May 26, 2025
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Scrape

To entice or convince a member of the opposite sex that you are a viable sexual partner. Likened to "scraping gum off the sidewalk, or ones shoe", the scrape is a verb describing the ulterior motive that the conversation or interaction holds, with one party's final interest in sexual intercouse. Used in a derogatory manner with similar meaning to flirting, charming, propositioning.
Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight to scrape on some chicks
I was totally scraping on that girl at the social event yesterday
That guy was really trying to scrape and couldn't tell that I wasn't interested
by HypeSound March 1, 2018
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Scraping the cheese

To do well or getting everything you can out of something.
by Cridler September 9, 2023
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