I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs November 25, 2008

shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 11, 2023

scrape for powder

The act of taking something like a knife, a razor, or a credit card to the inside of a bowl and scraping around for crushed remnants of pills to snort. Typically done with morphine or oxycodone.

His stash was confiscated so he's had to scrape for powder for the past week.

by scrumpusbaggy November 19, 2017

Scrape sauce

Sauce usually served up when you get scraped. This sauce tastes like penis, as it is most likely what you were eating when the "scraping" occurred.

OMFG D00D i just C 0 /\/\ /* |_ 3 + 3 |_ */ (completely) SCRAPED THIS KID SO HARD!!

oh really? I bet his scrape sauce tasted like dick.

by Mike Cant Read December 10, 2008

Scraping my soul on the ground

A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.

Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.

by RainbowTrout14 June 10, 2023

ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing

“I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche”

by TheHaug May 2, 2021

Scraping the cheese

To do well or getting everything you can out of something.

I was scraping the cheese on the back nine.

by Cridler September 9, 2023