SCOUSER

Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money

"A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"

Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"

Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"

Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"

by Reeviero March 23, 2008

scouse house

Scouse House

C'ya in R Ouse,in Cany Farm,where we Dance and Toot !!!!!!! later kidda.

by Conor Mooney January 20, 2004

Scurse You

When ghetto people have problems pronouncing the first syllable of "Excuse" and insist on adding an "r" somewhere in there. They also "scurse" you instead of themselves.

Jared: I was walking down the crowded hallway when LaQuaneshia pushed me out of the way. She said something strange to me as she passed by.

Donald: Oh, was it something along the lines of "Scurse you"?
Jared: Yes, that's it!!
Donald: That's just ebonics for "Excuse me."

by derpityderpderpzz April 25, 2011

Scouser

Someone from the Wirral Peninsular. The term is mostly used to describe people from Liverpool but this is an incorrect deffinition as the scouse accent originated on the Wirral and was COPIED by people from across the water in Liverpool(Lancashire).

People from Liverpool are woolybacks.

Hello, where do you live?

Birkenhead me lad.

Oh, so you're a scouser.

by dixiedean7 November 28, 2011

Scouse

People who Lie, Cheat and Steal. Or generally, most people from the Red side of Liverpool.

Lie : Steven Gerrard. Claims to be Liverpool through and through, despite being photographed with Everton shirts (Liverpool's local rivals) when a youth, which indicates he is also a Gloryhunter. Handing in transfer requests because teh Rentboys (Chelski) double the money he was payed at 'his team'

Cheat : Steven Gerrard. Cheats by diving. Falls without being touched in order to win a game for his team.

Steal : The Citizens of Liverpool. Steal benefits. Despite being ablely bodied but just too lazy to be educated properly. Typical Scouse

by Rosso Bianco e Nero December 9, 2008

scouse african

a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, when truly he is a dirty little unwashed rat who originates from a skip outside goodison park.this unfortunate little cunt was raised by wolves, resulting in him not being able to socialise with humans and having outrageously excessive leg hair growth.

that cunts a little socuse african
thieving little scouse african
some scouse african's robbed my shoes
wales is a cunt

by matt rumsey March 2, 2008

scouse eyelash

another name for pubic hair. so called as pubic hair is curly, as is the hair of scousers.

i had a scouse eyelash trapped in my teeth after eating out my girlfriend because the bitch hadnt shaved her pussy.

by mofo69 November 10, 2004