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Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
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Scorpion

A strange game middle school kids played in 2015 when you look like you are about to arm wrestle someone but instead you dig your nails as hard as you can into the side of your opponents thumb
Did you see Calvin’s hand? Its all bandaged up.”

“Yeah, he played scorpion with Jordan and ended up bleeding everywhere.”
by Sleepyliz May 1, 2025
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scorpion clan

Ninja Meerkats is a series of fictional books written by Gareth P. Jones and illustrated by Luke Finlayson and Domingos Aquino. The series began in 2011 and is still ongoing, with a ninth volume set to release mid-2013. The books are based on a group of four kung fu fighting meerkats, dubbed The Clan of the Scorpion, and their missions to foil the evil plans of their human enemy, the Ringmaster, and his minions.
The ninja meerkats will NinjaBoom, all over your face, because they are the scorpion clan!
by BekklySoup December 18, 2017
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Sneaky scorpion

As a scorpion fail is happening, Bill Cosby slips something in.
Have you heard about Steve Harvey getting the sneaky scorpion last night?
by Big Daddy Payne April 7, 2023
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Scorpion

A pitch in baseball where you hold the ball with your middle and ring finger and lift up your pinky like a scorpions tail
Did you see Parker’s scorpion it’s nasty!
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Scorpion Kiss

When you slather hot sauce on your lips and eat somebody out.
“Hey, homie, last night I banged a chick and I pulled a scorpion kiss on her.”
by drowningtoaster July 3, 2021
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Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.
Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!
by nobcheese November 15, 2010
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