Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.
Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.
by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019
A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.
by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021
When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.
Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."
Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."
Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."
by garbage child November 20, 2021
Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.
Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
by Hex_pex_55 April 15, 2021
Noun (paradox)
When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
- The people who say "Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" as their excuse to find ways to make literally anyone and possibly everyone belong to some part of society.
- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"
- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.
- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)
- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply
- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"
- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.
- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)
- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply
by MickeyMaker June 20, 2021