A system the government came up with to "prepare kids for the adult world," and hoard them with homework and tests so they wont have enough time to party, rebel, break the law, or experiment with drugs (that really worked out huh). oh and also to learn. Do you remember what you learned in Algebra 1 last year?
School
by TheA+Student May 28, 2011

Where you come 5 days a week so you can stare at girls asses in tight leggings and fail tests. And also by drugs!
by Buzzed Lightyear👅 May 9, 2017

A legal slave house which teachers are the biggest assholes in the world some of the students are the biggest fags or dickheads around. AC is turned on in the winter and heat is on in the summer, also school isnt closed even in the worst winter conditions. And to make your life worse they give out homework to get revenge because when they were our age they had no social life at all. See Unatego
Unatego High School is a perfect exapmle of this
by Rich December 15, 2003

A legal version of a sweatshop. Difference is, if teachers were given canes today, they would not survive their first use of it. Give a cane to a sweatshop owner, and he will use it to benefit the economy of india/indonesia/pakistan/taiwan etc etc....
"You gonna wag school today and smoke weeeeeed?" "Nah ill smoke it in class. I bet the teacher needs it more than us."
by Zerloch June 21, 2003

There are many definitions for 'School' here are afew of the most common.
1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles
1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles
In short, School sucks.
by Sheeka May 11, 2006

A place where you are kept for 18 years where they force you to listen to a person of higher power so the world will never experience another Che Guevara
Guy1: Why do we go to school?
Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!
Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that
Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!
Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!
Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that
Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!
by Batman123456789 June 3, 2008
