by splankinberry August 11, 2003
Get the scars mug.To self-amuse by self-scaring. To intentionally look for scary events and possibilities in order to stimulate oneself with fearful sensations.
The entire world economy isn't going to completely collapse. Find something else to scaresterbate over.
by Enola Gray August 19, 2009
Get the scaresterbate mug.Someone who covers his circumcision scar by growing a beard, because he is such a prick his circumcision scar is along his jawline.
by contrarian demon August 2, 2011
Get the scarbeard mug.When you use a pen, pencil, marker, or crayon to add a face to your ball sac. Your pubic hair acts as straw and your penis acts as the hat. Once the ScareScrot is complete, all public lice and crabs will flee the area in fear.
Dude, my balls have been itching like crazy, I think I need to make a ScareScrot and keep all these crabs away.
by Samsonite,Iwaswayoff November 20, 2013
Get the ScareScrot mug.In 2020, a patriotic march for a wounded nation.
A version of Stars and Stripes Forever, a piece which in show business was historically called "the Disaster March". When theaters and circuses had house bands, this march was a code signaling a life-threatening emergency. Except for impending disaster, circus bands never played the tune under any circumstances
A version of Stars and Stripes Forever, a piece which in show business was historically called "the Disaster March". When theaters and circuses had house bands, this march was a code signaling a life-threatening emergency. Except for impending disaster, circus bands never played the tune under any circumstances
July 4th approaching, feeling America at a moment of life-threatening disaster, he found himself whistling Scars and Stripes Forever, hoping it would not be forever, that our national fortunes would improve.
by Monkey's Dad July 1, 2020
Get the Scars and Stripes Forever mug.by avery_hyorin April 10, 2022
Get the scaras.cvm.dumpster mug.Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.
Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.
Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.
by Narumatt January 6, 2011
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