p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

sassed

word meaning; hiding or smash bash etc.
used by the pacific young islanders in mangere

sole; eh bro i sassed that maori hoodrat yesterday
bro; oh charu *hi fives*

by shush` April 16, 2005

Smashed its back doors in

To impale a hot woman

2011 Fest. The Hammel. AD. Tane. Luger. He smashed its back doors in!!

by Jim Furyk, FedEx 2010 October 10, 2011

seshed

to whine constantly about things that are out of your control, or just dont matter.

Man, quit seshing. You have a flat tire, jest change it and shut up.

by [1MAN]RedRaiderTheGreat January 22, 2005

Sassed

A term used to explain the drunkenness of the previous nights antics.

The word 'sass' means alcohol

Bloody hell man, I was so sassed last night it's unreal. I can't even remember the girls who's number I got!

You fancy a session tonight? The fridge is FULL of sass...

by Bennana February 8, 2009

stashed some yams

To stash a standard pound of clean, uncut cocaine. Usually kept at an Aunties house.

Tommy Pantsdown hid a pound of stripper fuel at his uncles house. His auntie doesn't like the homie but it's all good for a bump or two. In the end, he stashed some yams.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005