Sandoval

A hipster Italian. He is really tall, has blonde hair and blue eyes. He can be seen usually sporting tight jeans and loose shirts and rides fixies and plays soccer like any other Italian. He's always eating like a fatass. Is very good looking. Is a heart throb at school and can sing very well actually. He always has his camera around his neck, he take photographs all the time. His mom is really hot. He drives a nice car. One of the richest kids at school next to Ari Simmons and Renee Guardado. Sandoval is very nice to most people, except Aziza because he is being a dick to her for something she did a year ago. So I guess he holds grudges. He is almost always on the mound with his other white hipsterfriends. Sandoval can say things like "Fool" or "Nigga" or "baby gurl" and get away with it, because he isn't caucasian he is European, and being European I know how cool we are. Sandoval is lame because he does not drink or smoke. He always dates the prettiest girls, which all say he is good in bed, but we can't know for sure. His close friends call him Sandy. He is always listening to music, if you're close enough to him during passing period you'll hear it is usually Rap.

"Damn did you see Sandoval on the mound with all the pretty girls?"

"Of course, Sandoval always gets the hot chicks."

"Dude Sandoval's pants are a little too tight today"

by jmhs_gossip April 21, 2010

sandbox pussy

the end result for a female in recieving the churro when the female's vagina is filled with sand

Jane: i had sex with Billy last weekend on the beach.....
Stephanie: how was it??
Jane: it was fine until he busted the churro and now i have a sandbox pussy!!

by The Village Bum April 22, 2006

sandog

san diego aka best weather in the country.

yo bro when was the last time we went to sandog

by mike284636324 April 19, 2008

sandocks

The unforgivable combination of socks and sandals at the same time.

Oh my gosh, he's wearing sandocks, what a geek!!

by Amy Joy July 7, 2006

Sandjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich; the most awesome thing ever. Can also be performed with a slice of pizza or hot wings.

Hanson: "I just had a Quizno's Baja Chicken sandjob. It was like I died and went to heaven."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."

by bleggs August 18, 2009

sandwoman

when you pull out and cum on a bitches face, take a handful of sand throw it in her face and run away

yo did you hear the story about Tayler?
who? sandwoman?

by MHSCrafts September 2, 2016

SANDOS

L33t way to say....Suck a Nigga Dick Or Something

Hey you sure do got a purdy mouth. Ever SANDOS?

by K-Dezil January 22, 2003