Samble

To take pleasure in relentlessly annihilating opponents at games played in a head to head format. Specific to activities involving linguistic lateral thinking and digit dexterity. Prevalent within the southern England locale

This is no fun, you always Samble me.

525 points and you still Samble me!!

aaaah I've been Sambled again!!!

by Leighzybones September 30, 2012

Sampler Plate

A place with people from many distinct cultures, coupled with the fact that one wants to bang people from all cultures. It is to be done in the matter of choosing cultures as if it were a sampler place or a buffet. Large universities are excellent Sampler Plates.

Damn, Ohio State is a Sampler Plate bro! Shit hits different...

Dude, tf are you talking about? Pussy is pussy.

by the cool duder August 30, 2020

simpleswine

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.

simpleswine for President

by jon hiddle August 25, 2006

Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015

samelevel

to have the same thought as someone, to agree upon.

Having equal opinion on a matter. Equal in thought.

agree: be in accord; be in agreement

We agreed on the terms

Dialogue

Example 1
(ME) That chick has a nice round ass, I must say it looks nice
(Chris) samelevel, that shit looks good, I'd hit it.

Example 2

(ME) I can't wait for that movie to come out, it looks so halarious.

(CHRIS) samelevel. I can't wait to see it.

by Jon Hawse October 10, 2005

A Simple Plan

1. A plan that is uncomplicated and easy to understand.

2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.

3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.

1. "Look, it's a simple plan: In the event of a volcanic eruption, get the hell out of town."

2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."

3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."

by Azhrei Vep December 15, 2008

sarple

v. To do something that appears to be accidental, but really is done on purpose.

n. The act of sarpling.

#1: Jim sarpled Larry into paying for his Taco Bell by purposely forgetting his wallet and playing as if he accidentally left it at home.

#2: Larry, recognizing Jim's sarple, sarpled Jim in retaliation by "accidentally" stepping in dogshit and tracking it through Jim's house.

by Sean Boots September 21, 2008