system partner

A system partner is when someone dates a system and all of that systems alters don't date anyone except that person. Other systems can be system partners but singlets can also be system partners

"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we wouldn't date anyone except them"
"Cool but please let me out of your basement"

by anonymous November 26, 2022

System of a down

They are the best goddamn group, the most beautiful and exquisite music I have ever listened to. the first time I heard system of a down, I knew, I would love it. I love system of a down more than god, hell, I love system of a down more than anything else. when I heard the song shimmy, forest and streamline I felt myself ascend. not to god but to system of a down. system of a down is the god. system of a down is life. live laugh love soad.

Me - ''Yo you listen to system of a down?''
Some little 🥐untface - ''Who? oh, that shitty group where all they do is scream? No. of course not. their music is so meaningless, Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo are so much better.''
Me - ''How fucking dare you say that to my face about soad. your head is so up your ass, have you ever even read their lyrics? if your little piece of a shit mouth tries saying anything like that about soad again, I will shove you down the grave of your grandma so she can see how bad of a person you became.''

by System Of A Down enjoyer March 4, 2023

system of a down

A band that has no concept of what music is. Lyrics are good but musical talent completely sucks.

(3 yr old banging on pots in the other room)
Husband- Honey hes beating on the pots again go get him.
Wife- No dear thats your daughter listening to favorite band system of a down.

by A50CalZuluSniper March 26, 2009

system of a down

an over hyped band with millions of gullible, impressionable teenage fans (witness the overwhelming amount of thumbs down this review will inevitably get). said fans believe anyone who doesn’t like system of a down to be extremely stupid, and often accuse them of being "too dumb to understand the 'deep' lyrics." of course, the band's leading guitarist and songwriter, Daron Malakian, admits even HE doesn't understand his own lyrics. System of a down loves to bash America’s capitalist society, then the band members turn around and cash their multi-million dollar record label checks. hey system, I’ve got an idea for your next album title; "HYPOCRACY!" (don't worry guys, your fans will falsely interpret the title and believe it to have a deep political message. good luck!!)

system of a down fucked the system so much that all the band members got std's.

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system!
Fuck the system!!
War!
Fuck the system!
War!

wow...that's deep

by someone SOAD fans hate May 19, 2006

system of a down

The Led Zeppelin of the 90's, unique, awesome, and will live on for the rest of eternity as one of the greatest bands of all time.

person a: which was the last original band to come out this century?
person b: well that would definately have to be System of a Down

by Layf October 11, 2006

system of a down

a fairly mainstream alternative rock band. commonly associated with nu metal, because of its likeness to korn.
this band is sometimes referred to as a "gateway" band along with marilyn manson, because it brings people to heavier music such as death and black metal.
while it has achieved commercial success, many "true metalheads" respect the band for being better than other popular nu metal acts.

lyrics and music are well-written (compared to other mainstream bands) and are politically-influenced. the band is also known for its political activism with bringing recongition to the armenian genocide of 1915

Hope was a big System of a Down fan until she discovered better music.

by hope loves finntroll August 13, 2006

system of a down fan

a person who has never heard real music before. if you dislike system of a down, the fan would say you are 1. "too stupid to understand the lyrics" 2. "a mainstream simple plan-loving shithead." (all the while not realizing system of a down IS mainstream music)

system of a down fans love to bitch about how horrible america is. bitch, bitch, bitch. system of a down is pretty much just an emo band for people who are into politics, or who just hate america in general. (and this is coming from a liberal)

by a genius February 4, 2006