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Strangling a Darky

Tom: "Why were you taking to long in the bathrooms?"
John: "Strangling a Darky sorry!"
by KathrynPedo December 25, 2011
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strangling-satan

Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan
Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
by bennycnz April 2, 2010
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strugglin

Describes someone who is wearing either k-swiss, or a single-strap backpack.

really strugglin describes someone wearing both k-swiss and a single-strap backpack.
A:"you see that guy wearing the one-strap backpack?"
B:"man, that guy is strugglin."
by longbeachmurda April 6, 2010
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smuggling play doh

Someone with a fat/possibly lumpy ass.
by IzzieWizzieFace April 25, 2008
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strumbling

The slow, wobbly walk when you are drunk, but in no rush to get to your next location.
Alice: "Why is Duncan walking like that?"
Jen: "I'm not sure."
Alice: "Are you going to fall?"

Duncan: "Naw, I'm just strumbling."
by Jenk154 July 6, 2011
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phone snuggling

I was phone snuggling with my girlfriend last night.
by Ari1 G0ld November 28, 2010
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Smuggling a 69

An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."

1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.

2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.

3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)
"You think she's smuggling a 69 under there? She's huge!"
by B. Bertha March 6, 2010
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