Noun:
1) a nautical version of an urban legend, simmular to a fairy tale. There are two differences between a Sea Story and a fairy tale:
a) a fairy tale usually begins with "Once upon a time..." where a sea story invariably in introduced with (sic) "This ain't no shit..."
b) a fairy tale ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever afterwards" whereas a sea story will always conclude "...and things have been f*cked up ever since! "
in all other respects a Sea story and a fairy tale are exactly the same.
2) any bullshit stories passed on by seafarers, longshoremen and other nautical workers; usually focusing on conditions at sea or sexual exploits, fighting and drunkenness ashore.
1) a nautical version of an urban legend, simmular to a fairy tale. There are two differences between a Sea Story and a fairy tale:
a) a fairy tale usually begins with "Once upon a time..." where a sea story invariably in introduced with (sic) "This ain't no shit..."
b) a fairy tale ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever afterwards" whereas a sea story will always conclude "...and things have been f*cked up ever since! "
in all other respects a Sea story and a fairy tale are exactly the same.
2) any bullshit stories passed on by seafarers, longshoremen and other nautical workers; usually focusing on conditions at sea or sexual exploits, fighting and drunkenness ashore.
Lars told the green deckhand a sea story about how he jumped ship in Hong Kong and fought off the entire shore patrol with his left arm in a sling.
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A story (usually short) that has no point to it.
Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.
Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.
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1. Has no point at all.
2. Is extremely long and filled with random details that don't have any point to the story.
3. Is about something very boring.
1. Has no point at all.
2. Is extremely long and filled with random details that don't have any point to the story.
3. Is about something very boring.
Bubba Story
Bubba: "So this one time I looked out the window in English class and saw it was snowing so I said it was snowing, but Mrs. Spear said it wasn't."
Jethro: "Awesome story Bubba."
Bubba: "SHE DID!"
Bubba: "So this one time I looked out the window in English class and saw it was snowing so I said it was snowing, but Mrs. Spear said it wasn't."
Jethro: "Awesome story Bubba."
Bubba: "SHE DID!"
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