stoner 

Someone who smokes a lot of weed. You can't really classify a stoner by how much weed they smoke, but rather their mindset about smoking. A stoner would much rather spend a Friday night getting high rather than goin out. They also smoke weed every availible opportunity.

I am a stoner.

stoner by 9 May 19, 2004

stoner moment 

when your talking to someone and you trail off into a convorsation that has nothing to do with what your talking about.. but then you eventually get back to what you wanted to talk about the first time

dave: yea so i found this tv in the dumpster and then i saw this bum
jesse: it would suck to be a bum, like no money and stuff
dave: no money for weed bro that sucks
jesse: yea tough times.. thats why i need a job
dave: yea im gettin a job this summer, feeding hedgehogs
jesse: oh man i remeber when i was little i was playin sonic and my mom unplugged the tv outta no where
dave: yea that tv i found in the dumpster only comes in black and white

a shortend-simplefied version of a stoner moment..

stoner moment by dwarfae May 15, 2006

Jeph Stones 

The form Steph takes on while heavily intoxicated. Activities include drunken hookups, impromptu sing-a-longs to the Dixie Chicks, tripping on sidewalks, sprinting aimlessly, and eating styrofoam plates.

Wow, you were so Jeph Stones last night.

Jeph Stones by l.mcg May 24, 2006

stoner comedy 

A colloquial term referring to a subgenre of movies depicting the use and/or the users of marijuana. Typically, such movies show marijuana use in an undemonized, comic, or even positive fashion, earning them a following as cult films. Marijuana use is one of the main themes, and inspires most of the action.

'Harold and Kumar' is a throwback to the 'Cheech & Chong' stoner comedy style like 'Up in Smoke.'

stoner comedy by Burt Campbell May 29, 2008

stoner 

someone who smokes marijuana, but doesnt go around and tell everybody and is all like look at me im cool. they dont talk about it, and they dont push it on other people. if you dont want to do it, thats cool. if you do, come over to my place tonite.

look at that guy, hes such a stoner!

stoner by sam October 14, 2004

stoner slut 

1. One who acts slutty whilst under the influence of marijuana.

2. One who will perform sexual acts in exchange for marijuana.

3. One who smokes weed often, and is sexually promiscuous.

Oh wow, Cindy is such a stoner slut.

stoner slut by Evil Bella October 22, 2004

Stoner girl 

A stoner girl can smoke all day and roll blunts with the boys. They say yo and always smile. They jam out to good music and are down to earth. Guys, if you're done looking for the superficial stereotypical chicks and you want a girl who can smoke blunts with your boys and then give you lovin after, get a stoner girl!

I love how that stoner girl is always looking happy, content, and cool.

Stoner girl by Blunt babe April 4, 2009