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squish

i brought a squish at the shops for 50 cents!
by coops1 March 11, 2024
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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squish

“I thought I made her cum, but I just made her take a squish”
by weeweemonkeys January 22, 2022
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Squish date

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!
by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
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taco squish

When a woman takes her vagina and repeatedly places it on her lovers face, similar to tea-bagging.
Jeff; Dude, whats that thing on your face?
Rob; Sandra taco squished me and left a snail trail.
by SadimirPutin April 25, 2015
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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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Squish

Basically the sound of macaroni in a pot aka WAP

1) can be used to describe something positive

2) also can be used to describe something negative as well
1) I’ve been getting mondo squish lately, my life couldn’t be better

2) The political and economic state of the world right now gets negative squish
by AlphaJuliet May 29, 2022
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