hand slutting fuck slapper

Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.

Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.

by Cameron P March 13, 2004

Spatting

The act of squirting out a giant nut after days without sexual activity.

I’ve been working so hard this week I was too tired to jerk one out. Looks like Ima be spatting tomorrow

by Brain buggerer November 5, 2018

Squirtle Squadding

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".

"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

by Astrophysiics March 31, 2015

shatting

(v.) To drive around in a vehicle with several people stealing from the rich and giving to the random in order to make the world a better, more confusing place.

Adam: "What the hell are we doing tonight?"
Ketan: "We're shatting. Nary a traffic cone, american flag, real estate sign, stone lion, or hooker will remain standing when we're done."

by The Tree Gremlins December 19, 2005

squaping

The act of putting yogurt into your anus with the intent of expelling into your partners mouth. Multiple flavours can be used, pudding may also be an option but there is not documentation of it being used.

'my girlfriend and I tried squaping this weekend, I was pleasantly surprised'

by Slygal88 November 28, 2015

The shutting up theory

Where you ceasing the movement of your lips so no one has to hear your annoying ass.

Kyle: why isn’t Adam talking to me?
Tom: he’s doing the shutting up theory.

by Pickle sauce February 12, 2021

squashing

squashing is when you poo from your mouth but its a good feeling. it's sus (baka)

Hey, can't talk right now, I'm squashing (baka)

by german_nicole June 3, 2021