spestice

Someone so unbeliably stupid that you cannot possibly think of another word to call them.

Tony: Hey Josh, did you fuck my girl?
Josh: Nah it was an accident I slipped into dat pussy :)
Tony: Wow, what a fucking spestice!!!

by NightCrawlerxoxo November 14, 2017

spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.

I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!

by Druss December 12, 2008

Swastic

Noun; shit-stirrer.

Could you stop being a swastic

by Oldmate-ninedy8 June 5, 2015

spaztic

A person that spazzes alot. possibly flips out too!

When i get an answer wrong, the teacher goes spaztic.

by Nick-09 April 13, 2006

sparticus

random past geezer now manifested in ppl who think they're sparticus, especially me who now has no real name...... :s

i am sparticus!

by sparticus November 14, 2003

spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023