by Bigblackretard August 7, 2021

by Ses $$$$ November 5, 2015

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 3, 2013

1) A group of spiders
2) Ghosts
3) When someone dressed up like a ghost for Halloween.
4) Feeling scared af
5) Definitely not a word for black people.
6) Someone who eavesdropped on people.
2) Ghosts
3) When someone dressed up like a ghost for Halloween.
4) Feeling scared af
5) Definitely not a word for black people.
6) Someone who eavesdropped on people.
Guy 1: Don't ever send me that DVD again!!
Guy 2: ok...why?
Guy 3: That spider spooked me so bad that I broke my DVD player.
Guy 2: ok...why?
Guy 3: That spider spooked me so bad that I broke my DVD player.
by ZaddyShango April 13, 2021

A term used to describe a person who is weird but doesn't accept their weirdness and instead tries to fit in and be normal. A marker of a Spook would be that if they turned out to be a lizard in disguise you wouldn't be overly surprised.
Spook: 'Hey broski... you want to go and grab a... beer, at the local bar?'
You: 'You don't drink and would rather be at the cinema, wanna do that instead?'
Spook: 'No, no... I really wanna be out with the boys.' *Produces a 'Me and boys' meme*
You: 'You're such a spook.'
You: 'You don't drink and would rather be at the cinema, wanna do that instead?'
Spook: 'No, no... I really wanna be out with the boys.' *Produces a 'Me and boys' meme*
You: 'You're such a spook.'
by manlikescotty February 7, 2020

by therealistmintoreos21 May 9, 2017
