Soda Boner

When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

by Alecthep May 17, 2014

soda machine

A machine where you can buy sodas.

I got a Coke from the soda machine.

by DNHG February 17, 2006

soda jerk

1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby

2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum

The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...

by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010

Grape Soda

Only the greatest, most awesome and tasty beverage ever.
Not only for Blacks. Super White's like it too.

Omg! Did you just see that skinny white boy down 4 grape soda's?

by Dermont Aurylius August 10, 2009

frat soda

a can of beer

hey bro, toss me another frat soda.

by malcolmc August 19, 2008

Cream Soda

The mimxture of a woman's vaginal juices and a man's seamen.

She wanted me to taste my cum or she would stop giving me blow jobs, so I went down on her after ejaculating inside her and tasted the cream soda.

by BRD October 10, 2004

Scary soda

A soda with cigarette ashes in it

Scary soda is soda that people used to put the ashes of their cigarettes in

I drank some of the soda I saw in the cup holder of my grandpas car just to find out it was scary soda

by Theo C. May 24, 2023