ball snorkelling

When your partner is sucking your ball and your pens lays vertical against their face.

I asked my girlfriend Suzy if she wanted to go snorkelling, little did she know I meant ball snorkelling.

by thestuffmyfriendsmakeup July 5, 2016

douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

Dick Snorkeling

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole

No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage

by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021

snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.

Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.

by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021

cum snorkel

Cum snorkel: when a person blows cum out of their nose instead of swallowing it.

Cum snorkel. damn, that person just blew cum out of her nose and loved it.

by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011

Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.

1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!

by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012

snorkel florp

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017